What is my problem--I mean really??

I have completely lost my brain today. I am not a scatterbrained person in general but I am having serious problems this week. I have a cold so maybe all the snot is messing me up. Here is what I have forgotten/done just today and yesterday--

• I forgot Joe's folder that he's supposed to take back to school on Monday 3 times!
  
• I forgot to bring a fruit or vegetable for snack at preschool 3 times!
• I went to Wal-mart specifically to get a gift card and got a bunch of other stuff but no gift card!
• So, I decided to just send this friend $10 for her birthday. I wrote out the card and mailed it and forgot the $10.
  
• I tried to send Izzy's mom into anaphalactic shock by giving her pumpkin muffins laced in chocolate. I knew she was allergic to chocolate, we had just been discussing her allergies and I sent her off to work with some chocolate! She ate one (they were mini muffins) and then realized that it had chocolate. She had to make herself throw up and then take 2 Benadryl. So, now she's at work drowsy because of the Benadryl.

I think that's about it for now. I think it's certainly enough. As I am sitting here racking my brain I just realized that I haven't put the turkey in the oven that we are having for dinner. It needs to cook a couple of hours and I was supposed to put it in this morning so I could use the meat for my dinner recipe. Thankfully, I still have time to get it in.