Some Funny Sayings From My Bottom Dollar Book

As I mentioned before, at the beginning of every chapter in these Bottom Dollar books there is some sort of saying.  I thought I'd share some with you this morning for your reading enjoyment.

• Don't give up.  Moses was once a basket case.
  
• My aim is to keep this bathroom clean.  Your aim will help.
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
• Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money?
• Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
• Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror.
• Instant Redneck:  Just Add Beer (as seen on a t-shirt)
• Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
• Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
• People are like tea bags.  You gotta put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
• Want to avoid burning?  Use "Son" block.
• Despite the high cost of living, it's still popular.
• Excuse me, but I think your karma just ran over my dogma.
• Never test the waters with both feet.
• Still hot!  Now it just comes in flashes.
• When an old person dies, a library burns down.
• Do not disturb!  I'm disturbed enough already.